My Life as a Kung Fu Fighter

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Certificate of Merit

I graduated from Course 1 of The Wilton Method of Cake Decorating. I have a real certificate that proves it. I plan to laminate it soon. It's currently on my fridge, announcing to all who see it to bow and kiss my feet.

And the teacher said that if we complete all three courses, then go to work in a bakery, we'll be paid more than the other damned fools who didn't sign up for those classes at Hobby Lobby.

Goals in life up to this point:
1. MASTER the art of cake decorating.
2. Develop a personal challenge with other classmates, even if one of them IS my mother.
3. Own a bakery, or if I don't make it that far in the agenda, pretend that my boss is really my apprentice.
4. Somehow get on the Oprah show, pass out samples of my baked goods, then become famous.



Hey, the certificate doesn't say you have to be GOOD to get through the course.

7 Comments:

Anonymous lisa said...

nice rose

10:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I effing LOVE it.

Remind me to tell you about the slop art viagra cupcakes when we get together. I might be in TX for a month over summer.

11:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PS: CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!

11:39 PM  
Blogger salynn said...

You made those flowers?! Holy hell, you're good. But you're going to be jealous of my cupcakes on Saturday. They are going to have FROSTING and I MIGHT even use food coloring. Wow.

11:43 AM  
Blogger Amy said...

So should you be showered with graduation cards and gifts now, or is it more appropriate for us to wait until you've completed all the Wilton U coursework?

9:52 AM  
Blogger rob said...

I have to finish. Then there will be a giant party with baked goods. mmm hmmmm.

10:07 AM  
Blogger Glenn Jacob said...

Thanks a lot!
your blog is very informative.
Keep it always updated.
The art of Kung Fu includes physical exercises and training methods which are basically inspired by nature and animal.

5:47 AM  

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